You're Just Making up the Exercises, How Did These Gangsters Master Them All?

Lu Changsheng traveled through the world of immortality and was bound to the "Misleading Disciple System". As long as the apprentice fails in practice, he can get a hundred times the critical hit compensation and become a god on the spot. In order to become stronger, Lu Changsheng went through great pains to find a group of "super losers" as his apprentices, and taught them various "made-up" and "nonsense" techniques. Give the eldest apprentice a copy of "Broadcast Gymnastics" and trick him into thinking it is "The God-Slaying Sword Codex". He gave the second apprentice a broken iron pot and lied to her that it was the "Heaven Refining Cauldron". Give the third disciple a toad and trick him into thinking it is the "Sky-Swallowing Divine Beast". Every day, Lu Changsheng expects his disciples to go crazy and give up on cultivation. Until that day—— The eldest disciple opened the Heavenly Gate with one sword: "Master! This sword can cut off the eternity. Do you think I am qualified to learn the second move?" The second apprentice refined the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths: "Master! This Heavenly Dao is too brittle, not as hard as your iron pot!" Lu Changsheng looked at the sky full of gods and Buddhas kneeling at the door of his house, trembling, and wanted to cry but had no tears: "Please stop practicing! I really can't continue training as a teacher!" "If you continue to practice... If you continue to practice as a teacher, you will be forced to become invincible!"