I, the Cannon Fodder of the Three Kingdoms, Just Want to Live

The social animals taking a nap on Metro Line 2 then opened their eyes and turned into little transparent figures on ropes pushing grain in front of the Sishui Pass. I personally witnessed Guan Yu picking up leaks and beheading Hua Xiong who was about to die, and Liu Guan and Zhang Sanying chasing Lu Bu. Sun Jian, an old boy, regarded the refugees as nothing more than a piece of grass. I backhand beheaded him on the verge of death in Xian Mountain, then turned around and ran away! I stumbled into Cao's camp by mistake, and I relied on my memory to offer my ingenious strategies; I built the Quan Mansion Office, engaged in financial rectification of the economy at the end of the Han Dynasty; over the wine table, I called Dian Wei and Xu Chu brothers; on the border of Xuzhou, I witnessed Lu Bu shooting a halberd at the gate...