I Make an Offer to the Monster

I send offers to gods and monsters, and use Excel to manage powerful people in the three realms. While other extraordinary beings are still fighting and killing, I have established a complete set of non-human human resources systems: five insurances and one housing fund cover the land and the public, performance appraisals restrain the thousand-year-old snake demon, and short video training reshapes the belief in the Kitchen God. I thought I had found the second spring of my career, until I discovered the truth among my cousin's belongings—this was not a job agency, but a "civilized fire screening workshop." Every client who is successfully employed is charging for a grand doomsday agreement; every labor contract I carefully draft is pushing them to the established altar. Saving the world requires fuel, and my client list is my delivery list.