I Just Want to Be a God Quietly

​Shen Changge is a young man who likes to read books, drink tea, and watch TV dramas at home. His lifelong wish is to quietly resign and live an extremely low-key life as a loser. However, in 2026, the global mythology and vision awakened, and the return of the gods was broadcast live. While countries are vying to select a "holy son/saint" to inherit divinity, a selfie taken by a passerby by Shen Changge received 99.999% Of the global faith votes due to a hacker's own mistake. He was forcibly canonized as: [Eastern Wasteland·Unknown New God·Infinite Heavenly Lord·The Only True God], integrating all the gods and becoming the highest order. At this point, the daily life of a socially fearful young man has been completely subverted: every word he speaks will automatically become the law of the universe - what he says is followed. "It's too noisy, let it rain today!" → Golden rain fell around the world, and spiritual energy surged. "I don't want to go to work!" → Companies around the world are forced to take a seven-day holiday, and the economy is paralyzed. "Women are so troublesome!" → The world's top 100 beauties proposed in their dreams, and the heirs of various goddesses came to her door. Instead of trying to level up, the protagonist is forced to become a god. The more he wants to be low-key, the more attention he gets from global live broadcasts; the more he wants to be quiet, the more absurd the rules of mythology become. The real battle between gods is not to defeat monsters and upgrade, but to rewrite the myth itself. This is an absurd comedy about "lazy people are invincible". Let's see how the god of social fear reshapes the laws of the universe with one sentence.