Am I so Bored That I Want to Die If I Live Forever?

Ordinary daily lifeCan't dieNo systemMultiple heroines Su Chang lived for ten thousand years. While others are practicing hard, he is sleeping. While others are going through disasters, he is watching the show. The earthen jar he threw away became a Buddhist treasure. The native dog he raised became the ancestor of the demon world. Even the word "trash" that he once scolded has become a compulsory mental method in the examination room for inner demons. Immortality is really boring. So, he decided to give himself a glorious funeral and then passed away peacefully. To this end, he carefully laid out: Step 1: Scatter the [fake secrets] containing the supreme skill into the world, and wait for a son of luck to come knocking on your door and "kill him to pieces". Step 2: Leave a note at the Demon Cult General Forum: "I have a photo of your ancestor Li Jiutian who wet the bed when he was a child. Also, his first love was Cuihua from my house next door." Wait for the peerless demons to come out and "break him into pieces". Step 3: Send a letter of termination of engagement to the No. 1 Empress of the Immortal Realm, saying bluntly that her skills are too poor, and waiting for her to bring her billions of heavenly soldiers to "beat him to ashes." On the day of the funeral, the color of the sky changed and thousands of people came to pay homage. Su Changsheng was lying in the coffin, rubbing his hands in excitement: "Quickly, kill me quickly!" However, when the son of destiny trembled and shouted "Welcome to the ancestors," when the peerless devil took the lead in crying "please have mercy on the ancestors," when the cold empress bit her red lips and asked aggrievedly: "Brother Changsheng, do you really not want to take responsibility?" Su Changsheng finally collapsed when he looked at the enemies kneeling in the darkness before him. "I just want to die, why is it so hard?!"