After Being Dumped, I Became a National Husband

My ex-girlfriend thought I was poor and ran away with a rich second generation, and she went around preaching that I was "not good". I backhandedly logged into the anonymous account of the world's richest man and posted a friend seeking video: "We are looking for a temporary girlfriend who slaps her ex in the face." The next day, school beauties, CEOs, and top actresses lined up in front of my house with their suitcases in tow. When my ex-girlfriend knocked on the door frantically begging to get back together, I hugged the chosen girl and raised my eyebrows and chuckled: "I'm sorry, I really 'can't'—to you right now."