It's Your Second Child and You're Telling Me You're the Eldest?

I, Wei Jingxing, live by the belief that "as long as I lie flat enough, the involution cannot reach me." As a teacher at Xianyu Middle School who pursues the ultimate cost-effectiveness, his biggest dream is to retire safely while drinking a wolfberry thermos cup. Until that day, when I was chewing on the 12 yuan Lanzhou Ramen at the school gate, a woman who looked like a fairy suddenly rushed in front of me and cried in public: "I am pregnant with your child, you must be responsible for me!" I thought I had encountered a new trick, but she forcibly dragged me to the Civil Affairs Bureau and signed an outrageous "deed of sale" - a fake marriage, food and accommodation included, and a seven-digit breakup fee when the agreement expired. I thought it was pie in the sky and I would live a salted fish PLUS version of happy life from now on. Who would have thought that a bowl of egg fried rice that I made by myself because I couldn't stand her cooking, accidentally activated the [Wife-loving Almighty Dad] system! From then on, my salty life was forced to change course. I was forced to work from behind the scenes to make this "life-destroyer" and "dream-chasing star" wife happy. The song she wrote anonymously became popular all over the Internet overnight; the script she picked at random made her a counterattack from a new actress to a dark horse; the leather bag company established for her turned into an entertainment empire without realizing it... I just want to be a salty fish, but I am forced to become the mysterious boss "Mr. C" who is making waves in the entertainment industry. When the whole world is crazy about guessing who I am, I just want to ask: now that I am divorced, can I still finish that bowl of Lanzhou Ramen?