Changsheng: Why Do I, an Immortal, Become More and More Crooked the More I Cultivate?

Daily+Anti-Routine Cultivation+Funny On Lingxi Continent, everyone said that there once was an immortal who was arbitrary and arbitrary throughout the ages, named Lu Bing. "Speaking of that day..." On the stage, the storyteller was frothing at the mouth. Under the stage, Lu Bing himself was chewing melon seeds, and his brows were frowning more and more. "When faced with the imperial decree granting marriage, Immortal Lu is neither humble nor arrogant, and he is proud!" Lu Bing almost choked after taking a mouthful of melon seed shells. ——Neither humble nor arrogant? He clearly remembered that he pestered the second prince in vain, begging him to betroth his fourth sister to him, and even said sincere words such as "If you don't give up, Lu is willing to be your adoptive father" and "I don't have any great ambitions, I just want to stop fighting for a few hundred years." Result? The second prince politely declined. "When Lu Xianren was in the Qi training period, he refined a magical elixir. When a mortal takes it, he will become a golden elixir!" Lu Bing held his forehead. ——That was clearly the "Qi-inducing Pill" he had tinkered with. After taking it, an "inner elixir" would indeed condense in the Dantian and induce the Golden Pill Thunder Tribulation. But after the "Dan" survived the disaster, the taste and texture were exactly the same as chocolate. To put it bluntly, it was a piece of chocolate that could be struck by lightning! He couldn't stand it anymore and slipped out of the theater when no one was paying attention. Standing on the street corner, Lu Bing silently took out a bottle of homemade "Coke" and took a big sip. Overwhelming shock and shame.