Salted Fish Turnaround System: I Was Forced to Become the King of Social Death

Wang Ergou has been unemployed for three years and has only 1 yuan in savings. When he was relying on short videos to survive, he picked up a moldy Nokia mobile phone. This shabby thing actually claimed to be the "Salted Fish Turnaround System", and said it would allow him to start a successful life - but on the first day, he was given the "Everything Can Be Exchanged" skill, using "Salted Fish Attributes" to exchange for social charm, using crotchless pants for sequined skirts, and exchanging memories of past lives for cat food formula... On the day he joined Goubuli Office, he was assigned to help an old lady find a cat, but he fell out of the office in the green belt of the community. His death value was 9999+. When he tried to comfort the client in French, the system suddenly activated his memory of being a magician in the Republic of China in his previous life, causing the Tesla to hit the trash can, the air conditioner to fall from the building, and the moths to attack the city management... The most amazing thing is that this system always prompts him at the most embarrassing moments: "Hey! The current salted fish attribute is 98%, only 2% away from the title of 'Ultimate Salted Fish'." And Wang Ergou discovered that the so-called "golden finger" was just a low-cost special effect that forcibly packaged the daily operations of the "lower class of society" into a "turn of fate"—— After all, who summons the memory of a fortune teller from a past life while looking for a cat? Who would wear a sequined dress and perform performance art with Tesla? Who would be chased by the whole community and called a crazy bitch just because they said "The emperor has ascended"? When the price of "everything is exchangeable" becomes "everything can collapse", and when "social death value" becomes the survival indicator, Wang Ergou finally realizes: How is this a salty fish turning around? The system is basically using his life to live broadcast what the "humble universe of beating workers" is!