A Scathing Review of China's Greatest Emperors, and Old Zhu Loses It!

[Historical Rankings]× [Blood-Pressure-Raising Moments] Videos edited by Lu Tian, the “Great General” of Three Kingdoms Kill, were unexpectedly broadcast on the sky screens of every dynasty. He also awakened the “Myriad Dynasties Sky Screen System.” [Current Mission: Rank the Greatest Emperors in Chinese History] [Reward for Completion: ???] [Penalty for Failure: Erasure] Lu Tian immediately got to editing. Ranking them was too boring; if he was going to do this, he would go for the ultimate contrast! Pairing “Emperor of the Ages” with “Reviled for All Time” was the only way to make it exciting! First, he edited “Zhu Di, Who Rode North to the Wolf-Dwelling Mountain,” making Ming officials and court alike burn with enthusiasm; Then he followed it with “The Ming Dynasty’s Defeated Emperor Zhu Qizhen,” turning the Ming sky screen into a blood-pressure-raising spectacle! He'd just shown “King of Kings Li Shimin,” leaving all of the Tang Dynasty in a state of bliss; Then he switched to “Li Longji and the An Lushan Rebellion,” infuriating Tang officials and generals so much that they slammed their tables, cursed, and nearly vomited blood and bashed their heads against the wall! First came Qin Shi Huang, who destroyed the six states and unified the realm, becoming China's first emperor. Then came the brutal, incompetent Second Emperor of Qin, whose reign ended with the dynasty's fall, prompting Ying Zheng to curse up a storm. Lu Tian was having the time of his life editing the videos, growing more and more excited. Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Yongle of Ming… Their scandals were being dug up too, and emperors throughout the dynasties shouted, “Could you at least act like a decent person?!” …