Recounting the Xuanwu Gate Showdown from the Start, Old Li Loses It

[Historical highlights on the sky screen] [The Xuanwu Gate Incident] [The Jingnan Campaign] [The Coup at the Palace Gates] [The Tanglong Coup] [Unifying the Six Kingdoms] [The Ancestral Dragon]... Lu Tian, a short-video editing blogger, is immersed in a battle in Genshin Impact when his power is cut off for failing to pay the electricity bill. By chance, he binds himself to the “Space-Time Historical Archive System,” which forces him to broadcast historical highlight videos to every dynasty through the “Myriad Dynasties Sky Screen.” Lu Tian simply puts up the video he edited about the “Xuanwu Gate Incident.” In an instant, the skies above the Qin, Han, Tang, Ming, and other dynasties shimmer with golden-purple light. Ying Zheng, Liu Bang, Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang, and the other emperors and their ministers are all shaken by this “celestial phenomenon.” Some take it as an auspicious sign, while others suspect it is a warning. [The Xuanwu Gate showdown: whoever wins becomes emperor! The Xuanwu Gate Incident!] [The Battle of Xiangji Temple: whoever loses is a rebel! The An Lushan Rebellion!] [Cleanse the emperor’s court and save the nation! The Jingnan Campaign!] Li Shimin: “Hahahaha! Back then, my army of more than three thousand armored soldiers routed Dou Jiande’s hundred-thousand-strong army. With eight hundred men at Xuanwu Gate, I seized the realm!” Zhu Di: “I led five campaigns beyond the northern frontier and reached Langjuxu. No one else could do that but me.” Ying Zheng: “I am the Ancestral Dragon!”