Things Are Not What You Think

At the company's annual meeting, I drank the boss's tea by mistake, rushed to the podium with a red face, and grabbed the microphone. When everyone in the audience was shocked, I actually shouted at the financial data on the PPT: "These numbers are fake!" The next day I thought I would be fired, but I received a promotion email and a message from the boss's wife: "Come to my office, I have an important task for you." When I opened the door, I saw the boss wearing a pink apron and making tea: "Now that you have discovered the secret, you will become a core member of our anti-corruption campaign."