I’m a Grumpy Old Man in a Nursing Home, Editing Evil God Templates

Ye Tian divided up the family assets early, so his three ungrateful sons dumped him in the dirtiest and most rundown nursing home in the city. The orderlies beat and berated him, and the food was little better than pig slop. As he watched a TV report about strange incidents occurring across the world with increasing frequency, Ye Tian thought that if he awakened an ability, he'd beat a few of his ungrateful sons to death. Just then, he awakened the ability to edit an Evil God Template. He could freely edit his own backstory and abilities. He wrote: [The Ghost King Returns]. With a crooked grin, he made every ghost soldier and general kneel before him in submission. He wrote: [Ninefold Frost Soul Physique]. With a tap of his index finger, a thick layer of ice blanketed the entire city. After satisfying everyone by dealing with his three ungrateful sons, he found that the strange entities in this world were growing more vicious and violent. So Ye Tian had no choice but to stay up all night writing about his romantic exploits and summon the Nine Female Ghost Emperors to help him fight.