I Am a Catfish in the Ganges

After Gou Shengli died, he was deceived into reincarnation and became a catfish in the Ganges River. He was forced to bear the KPIs and Yinde loans from the underworld, and he had to struggle to start a business in the holy river. Swallow garbage, collect followers, perform miracles, use electronic fish eyes to analyze opponents, use rocket tails to blow away gangsters, from "evil spirits" expelled by priests to "river lords" worshiped by believers. When countless people knelt down and worshiped his catfish statue, Gou Shengli swung his tail: "I just wanted to pay off the mortgage, but you have to force me to become a god?"