Just Licking Dogs and Making Money Is Fine

I can make women take the initiative to spend money on me. Even though they all knew there was more than one woman behind me, they still enjoyed it. As for why? That's of course because I have a career. You can call me a professional dog licker. These women are all my employers. As long as you give me money, you can do whatever you want. … On the day I decided to wash my hands of myself, I didn't expect that these women would actually want to be my girlfriend. Please, this is just a transaction...