I Just Got the Imperial Jade Seal, and Your Heroic Spirits Are Awakening?

Myth returns, and countless beings who died with regrets descend upon the world once more. “Actually, I’m Qin Shi Huang. I never died. Venmo me $50 to help me find the Imperial Seal...” Jiang Fan looked at the white-haired little girl before him and spoke with grave conviction. “Ding! The Imperial Seal believed the Host’s nonsense and willingly acknowledged the Host as its master~” From that day on, Jiang Fan realized that the whole world had... changed~ His neighbor Li spent all day glaring at the TV, where Li Shimin had been blinded, and grinding his teeth. He kept thinking about finding the monkey at his Imperial Brother’s side and using it to steamroll Goguryeo. True dragons soared over the Eastern Sea, raising boundless waves. Three breathtaking figures emerged gracefully from Xuanyuan’s Tomb. On Mount Fuji, a serpent with eight heads roared at the sky. In the West, a giant snake god covered in feathers began slaughtering indiscriminately. Whispers echoed from the depths of the ocean. Jiang Fan felt that the world was getting... more and more dangerous. “Ding! The System rewards the Host with the Noble Phantasm: Unarmed Strike!” “Ding! The System rewards the Host with the Noble Phantasm: Sword of Rupture!” “Ding! The System rewards the Host with: Colorless Divine Light!” “Ding! The System rewards the Host with: Max-Level Nine-Turn Profound Art!” Looking at the System’s generous rewards, Jiang Fan fell silent. Wait, System, you really do hand over the good stuff!