What Kind of Fairy Can You Find with a Stone?

Fang Chen, a top programmer who died suddenly in his previous life. Reborn in the fairy world, he saw that making elixirs requires controlling fire, cultivating immortals requires grabbing treasures, and controlling beasts requires shoveling shit - isn't this still "blessing" in a variety of ways? He fully realized this, jumped off the stage of reincarnation decisively, and chose to become a piece of bluestone by the river. Painless and disaster-free, just soak in the sun, this is the ultimate landing. Until a girl who was being hunted shed her hot tears on him. "Stop crying, it's so annoying!" With a subconscious move, he actually "swallowed" the girl's "sadness" as a virus code. From then on, the sword energy that chased her and the spells that hit him became the food for him to upgrade his anti-virus skills. When the sky was besieged by immortals and gods, he just wanted to break down and shout: "I just want to lie down, you have to give me experience, right?!"