President Daming: My KPI Is National Entertainment

Full text introduction After working overtime for thirty consecutive days, social worker Lin Xiao fell into the dragon bed in the first year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty. With the dragon robe on his body and the dragon chair in sight, he just wanted to shout: "Do you want this blessing for you?" Faced with the staid chief minister of the cabinet, the powerful eunuchs who hide their swords in their smiles, and the mountains of classical Chinese memorials, Lin Xiao decisively resorted to his ancestral skills - KPI assessment, PPT reporting and standardized processes. He turned morning meetings into morning meetings and required all officials to submit weekly reports; He changed the Leopard Room into the "Da Ming Academy of Sciences" and used project bonuses to encourage skilled craftsmen; He founded the "Da Ming Daily", and the front page headlines changed from admonishment to "Shocked! A certain minister actually stayed up all night in the Yamen to do this..." He asked the chief minister to go on stage to sing, and asked the feudal king to scan the QR code to surrender. When everyone thought that the emperor was just messing around, an unprecedented prosperous age quietly came under his "fishing style management". Until one day, a voice sounded in his mind: **[Ding! Emperor performance system binding! Today's memorial review task has not been completed and will be implemented soon: electric shock punishment! Lin Xiao: "... Is it still too late to resign and go back to modern times to work overtime?" This is a hilarious story about a modern day laborer who uses workplace sex tactics to "rectify" the Ming Dynasty and create a legend at the same time.