Hogwarts: Please Stop Helping!

"I'm bound to the system of helping others. Who the hell is the Dark Lord?!" Seeing the accusations made by the Daily Prophet, Charles Andrake was filled with indignation. "I helped Headmaster Dumbledore relive his youth." "I help Professor Snape ease his lovesickness." "Even the prisoners in Azkaban who complained about their hard life, I cared for them enthusiastically." "What did I do wrong?!" The following is the testimony adopted by the Daily Prophet. Dumbledore: "He helped me draw memories of my youth... But what he drew was me and Grindelwald making stickers!" Snape: "I do long to see Lily again... But why did you let me see her and Potter kissing?!" Prisoner of Azkaban: "I just said casually that life would be worse than death... Merlin! Who told you to actually take action?!" (This book is also known as "Hogwarts: I asked you to help, but I didn't ask you to be an accomplice!", "Hogwarts: I am happy to help others and make everyone happy equally", "Hogwarts: I am so kind!")