Handstand Eating Certificate

They made me eat while standing on my head, saying this was the order of the universe. They laughed at my exercises and called them ridiculous "playing tricks". They tampered with past history and regarded warm flesh and blood as original sin. Until I was in the examination room and let time stand still for two seconds, burning the examiner's logical core. It wasn't until I opened the "Time and Space Enlightenment" that my father paid for with his life that I discovered the only truth about the silicon-based era. Only then did I realize that the world I live in is a huge trading market. Power, life, and even destiny are all tradable objects. And my mission is not to adapt to this deformed system. It is to invade its backend, find the sealed "well of origin", and perform logical deletion.