Help! a Stupid Dog Wants to Take Me to Cultivate Immortality

"Hey, Mr. Dog, I didn't expect you to know how to write poetry?" "That's natural! Do you think I'm like you and don't have any ink in my stomach?" "Okay, then I'd like to hear it." "Listen carefully - ah, the girl is so beautiful, as beautiful as a spring peach, with eyes like autumn waves, it makes my heart itch! "Okay! What a poem! " "Young disciple! I must kill you today! " "Master Gou, which girl are you teasing again? " "Fart! I was just passing by and accidentally caught a glimpse of her taking a bath. It was purely an accident! It's all because this poor place can't hide people. "Master Dog, you misunderstood me!"