After Time Travel, I Relied on My Status as a Playboy to Become a God

In his previous life, Zhang Wei's biggest dream was—— Like the male protagonist in the novel, he cuts mountains and rivers with one palm, destroys stars with one sword, hugs him from left to right when he goes out, and pats his back by the empress when he comes home. As a result, the dream was sent away by a big truck before it even started. When he opened his eyes again, he became Yun Yi, the good-for-nothing young master of the Protector's Palace. He was unable to gather his strength and was ridiculed by the entire network. Fortunately, the jade pendant left by his mother + the Mahavatar Sutra allowed him to take off on the spot. From then on, Yun Yi embarked on a path of coquettish operation of "talking about destroying the world, but pretending to be trash"—— During the family trial, he knocked his cousin away and patted his butt: "Oh, it's just my health-preserving technique." When spying on the black market at night, he used his pulse-cutting finger to scare off powerful enemies: "Don't kneel down, I'm just passing by." When the court collected protection fees, he smiled even more than a dandy: "I am here to collect the shock fee, and I will scare you all by the way."