Douluo Dalu: My Martial Soul Is Coca-Cola, Sold Across the Myriad Worlds

[Douluo I Fan Fiction + Tang San Gets Put Through the Wringer]

I awakened a Food-type Martial Soul, Coca-Cola, from the start!

It's over. I'm doomed. I can only be a support now...

But surprises come fast. Who says a Coca-Cola Martial Soul can't attack?

Coke + ice = an ultimate ice attack. The ice stays even after you finish the Coke! Ever heard of that?

Coke + salt + sugar = an explosive shockwave! Ever heard of that?

Coke + liquor = berserk mode! Ever heard of that?

Coke + milk = a laxative. Ever heard of that?

There's so much you haven't heard of!

Yu Xiaogang: “Very few Food-type Martial Souls can reach the Soul King rank or higher. Even if they do, they're only good for support! You want to become a Titled Douluo? That's pure fantasy! There has never been a Food-type Titled Douluo in Douluo Dalu!”

Tang San: “How is that possible? Why can your Food-type Martial Soul attack? It can't be! Aren't Food-type Martial Souls supposed to be weak?”

Ning Rongrong: “The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda reaches its full potential when paired with a powerful Battle Soul Master. You're only a Food-type Soul Master... but... I want to fight alongside you!”

Zhu Zhuqing: “Master, I can do the catwalk dance...”