Reincarnated as Teddy, the School Beauty Insists That I Am the Howling God Dog

Since he was reborn as a dog, he must be the most awesome dog. "What? I'm obviously Byblos, but you have to say it's Teddy." "If your corneas are useless, please donate them to those in need." … "Then why is your hair curly?" "The curly hair is Teddy? Do you know how to do texture perm?" … "Then why are you so bitter?" "Why are you asking so many questions? Anyway, I'm just very strong."