I Am the Number One Disaster Under the Evil God's Throne

"The world kissed me with pain, but I raised my head and turned away to refuse. I said, isn't this an orangutan harassment? What a shrimp!" Because the luck in this second life is too confusing. Song Wuzhong once published a sacred book called "The Theory of Relativity of Luck" on the toilet in a mental hospital. He said on the title page: "Low EQ said I had pure bad luck. High EQ called it the interdependence of blessings and misfortunes. I call it Schrödinger's luck. But I don't understand why I can survive to this day. Maybe the goddess of luck sank to the bottom with the Titanic." In later generations, the words in this book were regarded as "nerves" by people all over the world, and they prayed to it crazily every day. The second time in a row traveled to a different world in a game where evil gods and weirdos reigned supreme. Song Wu was personally appointed as the messenger of the evil god by the supreme evil god, and became a new generation of noble authority dogs. From then on, he began a life of cheating players, beating up strange NPCs, hiding behind the scenes as a boss, tampering with game rules, conquering strange worlds, and invading multiple dimensions. After facing the madness of the world, Song Daxian said these wise words: "My actions do not require any judgment. You can say that my heart and actions are as clear as a mirror, or you can say that my heart and actions are as filthy as shadows. But I, a person of three religions and nine schools of thought, only believe in one thing: Others are hell. Those who are firm in themselves and do not listen to false words can achieve great things!" Then, turn around, lift your legs, and perform a flying kick. The statue possessed by the Supreme Evil God flew into the pit. [Villain protagonist, if you don't like it, don't enter]