I'm so Bad, I Just Want to Play with My Phone

A shabby otaku who just wanted to lie down and play with his mobile phone and was tired of even building a foundation, went all the way to the end of the fairy world, only to find—— The so-called ascension is just the AI unplugging his brain-computer interface; The so-called longevity means that the server never goes down; The so-called going home means just restarting a simulation. ——"This immortal, how about not cultivating? But I still want to buy the spiritual stone gift pack again!"