There's a Demon King Lu at My House

[Hilarious power fantasy] [Daily life of cultivation] An immortal strokes my crown and grants me long life by tying up my hair. This should have been cause for celebration. But perhaps the immortal didn't hold back: he crushed my skull! And that's not even the craziest part... "I'm not the one getting married! I'm just here for the wedding banquet! What the hell, why are you stroking my head instead of the groom's?" The miserable young man, whose soul has entered another world, raises his middle finger at the sky in tearful despair.