Good-For-Nothing Emperor Zun: Winning by Lying Down Depends on Fishing

In my previous life, I was the Lingxiao Emperor who ruled Cangxuan, but I was poisoned by my sworn brother and my Taoist companion. In this life, I was reborn in the Qingyun Sect and became a young sect with no spiritual roots. I squatted in the woodshed as soon as I opened my eyes. I wanted to try my best to take advantage of it, but unexpectedly, a venomous AI emerged from the jade pendant on my chest: "Baking in the sun will increase your cultivation, and you will feel good when you complain and insult others. Winning by lying down is the way an emperor should live!" So - senior brother Chu Feng snatched my spicy strips? The sentence "Robbing for a root and spicy treat is equivalent to losing chicken shit" directly made him cry to the boss of the spiritual sea realm; Tianyan Saint Su Qingyue accidentally broke into the back mountain and regarded the old recliner where I fished as an "ancient cultivation treasure". After lying down for 5 seconds, I broke through the early stage of Qi gathering, and she cried and wanted to mix snacks with me; even when the devil came, he first asked "Senior Ye Chen, are you still selling the spicy sticks today?" The sect competition was coming soon, the elders called me useless, and Chu Feng shouted that he wanted to destroy my cultivation. I was basking in the sun with potato chips in my mouth, and the spiritual energy in my meridians was flowing automatically: "What's the hurry? Wait until I lie down in the dry rice state, and then I will smash your dog heads with sugar haws." Oh, by the way, those two white-eyed wolves who harmed me in my previous life, are you ready for the revenge of "Lying to Win the Emperor"?