Siheyuan: You Want Me to Donate Money? I'll Teach You a Lesson Instead

Zhang Yunfan wakes up as an orphan in Love in the Courtyard, only to face a courtyard-wide donation drive from the start. Yi Zhonghai: “Yunfan, you're on your own. Donate twenty yuan to the Jia family.” Jia Zhangshi: “You have no children. That money ought to go to us!” Silly Zhu: “You won't donate? Believe me, Grandpa will beat you up!” Faced with a courtyard full of pests, Zhang Yunfan activates the System of Heaven Rewards the Diligent. Pressured to donate? He gives Jia Zhangshi a mighty slap and teaches her a lesson. They get physical? A kick between the legs lets Silly Zhu experience the sorrow of crushed balls. Moral blackmail? He exposes Yi Zhonghai's illegal fundraising on the spot, and when the neighborhood office sends someone over, Yi Zhonghai is immediately removed from his post! From then on, the courtyard's way of life changes completely. Jia Dongxu breaks into his home? One bucket of ice water and a report, and the apprentice becomes unemployed. While the courtyard's pests are starving and green with envy, the aroma of braised pork wafts from Zhang Yunfan's home. While everyone else is still worrying about having enough to eat, Zhang Yunfan has used the System to become a top technician and buy the courtyard's first bicycle. His life is thriving. Yi Zhonghai weeps bitterly: “Yunfan, we were wrong. Please, just be a human being!” Zhang Yunfan shuts the door with a cold laugh. “Why talk to a bunch of pests like you in a language you'd understand?”