My Educated Youth Are a Bit Dull

On a rainy night, out of good intentions, I gave an umbrella to a girl downstairs who was a little dazed. Then she threw me over her shoulder and asked me with a cute look on her face. "Which part are you in?" I told her that I was a member of the Communist Youth League, and she actually believed me and came home with me. I wanted to trick this cute educated youth named Xu Yuchun away, but I saw her punch through the security door of the community with my own eyes. When I asked tremblingly who she was, She stood at attention and saluted calmly: "Comrade reporting, former Heilongjiang Construction Corps, Educated Youth Armed Forces Team, Xu Yuchun!" Broken, I think I picked up a... Living ancestor from 1976.