After Becoming the Creator of the Earth

After becoming the creator of the earth, I installed an [honesty filter] on humanity around the world in a bad way. Since then, diplomats have slapped tables and yelled at each other at the United Nations, top stars have admitted lip-syncing on live broadcasts, and scientists have fought each other on the spot over funds. The world was in chaos, and I was lying in the clouds laughing my eyes out. Until the seventh day, all mankind suddenly said in unison: "The game is interesting, now it is our turn to find you."