Cultivation Is Like Playing

Someone came to ask for an explanation. "Money back!" "Refund? What you paid was merit money. When did you ever hear that Heaven supports the refund business?" ......... Boom, boom, boom, a mysterious man knocks on the door in the middle of the night, disturbing people's dreams. "Hey, I'm here for a massage." "Go away, we are a regular service." "Dead Taoist, I'm telling you that cheap houses are no longer available." ......... "Taoist Priest, what do you want to buy?" "Buy some specialties for your colleagues, some cheap but delicious food, money is not an issue." "I thought you were just proficient in flattery, but I didn't expect you to be stingy." ......... With such an unreliable Taoist priest, how many years and months will it take for me to achieve enlightenment?