Is This How You’re Supposed to Be a Priest?

New book: You Think the System I Made Will Hurt You? It’s just getting started, please support it!!! Let go of that demon, you evil priest! America has been corrupted again. Chen Xing: “Isn’t that obvious? When has this place ever been clean?” After transmigrating into a fused world, Chen Xing became Heaven’s publicity ambassador. He simply decided to take a different approach: lock up all the villains and torture them! Batman: “So you built a prison and want me to help you catch people?” Freddy: “He didn’t even spare those who aren’t human.” Megatron: “Who will speak up for machines? I don’t want to tighten screws anymore!” Chen Xing: “A priest who doesn’t want to be a prison warden isn’t a good Satan. Once I become the worst of them all, everyone else is a good person!” Reporter: “Is that why you enslave demons, torture villains, and have an ambiguous relationship with the female pope?” Chen Xing shrugged. “If someone as wicked as me is out there promoting holy light, doesn’t that prove how wonderful it is?” “You don’t believe me? Then I’ll send you to meet God and ask him yourself!” That’s right. This is a story about someone who colludes with God and happily becomes Satan. (His completed two-million-word novels, All the Heroes of the Multiverse Were Made Up by Me and Starting from the King of Gotham, are already available. Feel free to whet your appetite with them while you read!)