My Elixir Is Sold by the Pound

On Lin Fan's eighteenth birthday, he finally got rid of the bad luck of being a child, but was forced to become the most beaten worker in both the immortal and mortal worlds. In his previous life, he was an alchemy boy under the Supreme Lord. His parents caused trouble by burning a substitute, and he failed to be recalled from heaven. The result was that Taishang Laojun "forced to recall" his soul to Tushita Palace every night to perform overtime elixir refining in the 996 style of the immortal world. As compensation, the only thing he can bring back to the human world is the "defective pill" that the fairy world regards as waste. So, Lin Fan, who was a poor student during the day and a social animal in the fairy world at night, started his sexy operation: Soak the body-building elixir in water and save a seriously injured brother; The beauty pill is diluted and ignites the whole school girl circle; The truth-telling pill makes the arrogant rich second generation confess their social death in public... While others were breaking their heads for a magic pill, Lin Fan was already buying it wholesale by the pound. He founded "Dan Pavilion" and made friends with school beauties, Internet geniuses, and retired soldiers. His business spread all over the country from campus. The Guwu family questioned him? A pound of Peiyuan Pill makes the entire sect rush to be a security guard. International giants block him? Backhand, the hair growth pill is launched to harvest the global IQ tax. The secret organization wants to use force? He grabbed a handful of pills and said, "Come on, that's enough!" And all of this was broadcast live through Immortal Network and reached the eyes of Taishang Laojun who was addicted to Internet articles and urged him to KPI. "Xiao Linzi, is it time to hand in this month's elixir?" "Boss, if you keep urging me, I'll jump to Yue Lao to lead the red line!" Lin Fan: "I just wanted to be a middleman and make some profit. How come I ended up taking my whole family with me and soaring together?"