Pindao Just Wants to Fish.

My name is Li Xiaoyao (I just made this up casually), and in my previous life I was a social animal who died suddenly due to an accident. Traveling into this fantasy martial arts world, I just want to implement the three major tenets of life: live in peace, catch fish, and gather wool. Practicing? Just be enough and don't be too pushy. Fight? If you can make a sneak attack, you will never go head-on. If you can overwhelm someone, you will never challenge him one-on-one. Baby? What belongs to others is opportunity, what I pick up is mine. I thought that I could continue to develop in a wretched way by relying on my talk and my unique skills of "directing trouble to the east". Until I accidentally "picked up" a kendo genius who was as cool as a fairy and had incredible combat power as a bodyguard... She was responsible for opening the Heavenly Gate with a sword, and I was responsible for shouting 666 from the side and taking away the enemy's money bag. Everyone says she is the iceberg fairy, but only I know that she is my most reliable "creditor" and only "accomplice". "Fairy, there's a big fight ahead, is the wind blowing?" She drew her sword and glanced at me with a cold gaze: "Stop talking nonsense and keep up. The treasure you touch... The old rules are three to seven points." Me: "Me seven?" Her: "You three." I was heartbroken: "Deal! But first, I have to smear the fallen villain with saliva and pretend we were the one who hit him..."