I Eat Journey to the West

I am reborn, I am reborn. I live in a real world, and Tang Seng is my master. I didn't see anyone's opinion of me. All I know is that surviving is my only hope. I don't worship the Three Realms or the Buddha. The golden cudgel is what I use to scratch itches and remove earwax. Bajie's nine-tooth rake is used for farming. My heart is the Buddha, and the Buddha comes to worship me.