Everyone Worships Gods: You Pray to the God of Longevity, I Pray to the King of Hell!

“What? You get stronger by offering incense?” Lu Chen transmigrates to a world where everyone worships deities. Offer incense, and you can communicate with the gods and receive their blessings. But everyone flocks to worship the popular deities, leaving those gods with overflowing incense and no need for more offerings. So they take the incense and do nothing in return! Lu Chen: “In that case, I might as well focus on a few obscure gods who don't get much incense and invest in them early!” So while everyone else worships Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, Lu Chen goes straight to worship the Lord of Wealth! Lu Chen: “Lord of Wealth, you are the Imperial God of Wealth, the most exalted among all wealth gods. Everyone else is blind not to see it.” Lord of Wealth: “Young man, you really understand me! My incense offerings have been dwindling for years, and I'd already decided to give up. You've reignited my confidence. Don't worry, I'll make sure your fortune flourishes.” Lu Chen grins: “Thank you for your protection, Lord of Wealth!” … When everyone else worships the God of Longevity, Lu Chen goes straight to worship the King of Hell! King of Hell: “Boy, are you sure you haven't got the wrong god? I'm the King of Hell. Aren't you worried I'll bring you bad luck?” Lu Chen: “Of course not! I feel an instant connection with Your Majesty. How about I worship you as my adoptive father?” King of Hell: “Waaah, I'm so touched! You're the first person to worship me every day. From now on, you're my dear boy!” Lu Chen: “Thank you, Father! Then about my lifespan...” The King of Hell waves his hand. “How dare they! Let me see which judge dares touch you. I'll snap his brush in half!” Lu Chen: “Thank you for your kindness, Father!” … Seeing Lu Chen's lifespan bar shoot straight into the heavens, the God of Longevity is dumbfounded. “Wait, is this... right?”