Crazy Criticism of Taoist Ancestors: I Use Missiles to Blast the Way of Heaven

When the red light of the surveillance camera flashed on the beam of the main hall, Duan Gen was using a hairpin to pry the merit box - the new "Thunder God of War" skin from "The League of Cultivators" will be off the shelves in three hours, and the incense money in the temple is just enough for the 980 immortal jade balance. The moment he was reported by his senior brother Duan Kong, he bit the tip of his tongue and said, "Nine Heavens Dragon Yin, listen to my order!" The golden thunder dragon swooped down from the clouds, the glazed tiles of Zenshan Temple melted in the thunder, and Duan Kong's scream was cut into pieces by the thunderstorm, which was like the sizzling sound of electric shock treatment in a mental hospital. Duan Gen, who traveled through time and became the seventh prince of Daxia, holds the jade pendant with the word "Chu" given to him by his mother before her death in his left hand, and fiddles with sulfur and bronze bells in his right hand - he wants to use ballistics principles to design missiles to blast through Queen Liu Tianli's blood sacrifice formation; use gene editing to cultivate anti-magic pathogens, and plant a "hill of corpses and a sea of ​​flowers" on the battlefield of all races. When the red light rays from the fusion of the three thousand realms tore through the sky, this madman diagnosed with "mania" squatted by the septic tank and pressed the soul of the Holy Son of the Shura Realm into the filth: "Want to assimilate the consciousness of all living beings? Try my 'quantum filth sealing technique' first!" From the Zen mountain monk who steals merit boxes to buy skins, to the crazy Taoist ancestor who uses missile blueprints to draw symbols, Duan Gen's Tao is to let Tathagata's "Plan for the Bliss of All Beings" hit the nuclear bomb, and let the shackles of the order of heaven break in the gap between technology and madness. After all, for him, the most unconventional way to cultivate immortality is to turn "saving the world" into a "cosmic prank by a fugitive from a mental hospital."