The Loan-Type Hokage Started by Mortgaging Senju Hashirama

In the 51st year of Konoha, the Senju Mudun Loan Company was officially established. "Danzo-sama, I don't want to throw red paint on the root gate, but the debt must be repaid. If it doesn't work, you can deduct the Sharingan and give it to me to pay for 10 or 20%. What, no Sharingan? Hahaha." "Sandaime-sama, the latest batch of "The Will of Fire - Sarutobi Hiruzen Collection of Sayings" has been sold. I will directly count the dividends as your repayment... What, no? Look at the account book..." "Pick up the ledger, pick up the ledger!" "Oh, I promised you well before practicing the Chakra Borrowing... If you have anything to say, tell me, what do you want to do by condensing the chakra?" "Forget it, since you don't want to reason, it just so happens that my family also knows a little bit about Buddhism." Naoki smiled and waved, the Senju family ninjas gently clasped their hands together, and hundreds of giant Buddhas rose from the ground. "Hey, look at you, I really want to beat you but I'm not happy, so it's not difficult to borrow it again. Mudun, it's rare after all, and my interest rate is not high." "My Lord Hokage, our Senju Loan is a big platform. New ninjas can borrow wood to practice the Three Body Technique with 30 seconds of interest-free..." "What do you mean I use Mudun Chakra to impact the monetary system? If you keep pushing me, you'll charge me for breathing. Oxygen is all used by me using Mudun Photosynthesis. Oh, and you still smoke, so you have to pay extra." … Many years later, the new Hokage Naoki put his hand on the reincarnated Uchiha Madara's forehead in disappointment: "If my grandfather hadn't been mortgaged by me, I wouldn't have gotten you." "If you don't have money, why do you still want the Great Buddha of Susanata? That's not how you practice Wood Release!"