The King Is Coming

"Report to the king, the lady from the next mountain wants to come to you for a discussion!" "What are we discussing?" "The villain didn't know, so he just said something you understand." "Tell her I'm busy." … "Report to the king, there is a barking formation of saints at the foot of the mountain. It is said that there is a big battle. Whoever loses will imitate the barking of dogs!" "If you have such interesting things, come right away!" … "Report to the King..."