1817, I'll Treat Nahuang to Instant Noodles

[Thank you for the invitation. I am on St. Helena Island and just landed... A rift in time and space. Lin Xia, a social animal, was thrown into an isolated island in the South China Sea in 1817 by a broken pocket watch. The beginning was a hell difficulty - British jailers, French resentments, and a hungry and grumpy island tycoon, His Majesty Napoleon. Just as she was about to be thrown into the coolie camp, Lin Xia took out a pack of braised beef noodles with her backhand and poured it with boiling water. The aroma directly opened up Napoleon's two veins! His Majesty the Emperor held the plastic bowl and burst into tears: "Waterloo has this in the morning, am I going to lose?!" As a result, the style of painting completely deviated—— He became the emperor's "Second Lieutenant of Instant Noodles". During the day, he helped his majesty fight against the British and wrote the most powerful public relations memoir in history. At night, he had to use painkillers to keep his majesty alive. He was even sent to Egypt to dig up the emperor's private money, and by the way became his majesty's son-in-law! And when Napoleon pointed at the map of Europe and said to him: "Lin Aiqing, if I make a comeback, you will have a place as Marshal of France!" Lin Xia looked at the three packs of Laotan pickled vegetables and a pocket watch that could temporarily travel in her bag, and fell into deep thought: "Your Majesty, let's make an agreement first... Can we bring our own food and grass for the next expedition?"