Desert Island Chatter System: I Dominate by Square Dancing

Chen Shi, an ordinary office worker, was thrown into a desert island as soon as he opened his eyes. With only a skipping rope, a rubber duck and an expired map in his backpack, there was no way to survive. There is no fire or knife, the wild boar is doing arithmetic, the coconut is connected to Wi-Fi, and the snake is debating who is more poisonous. He accidentally obtained the "Old Iron System", which specializes in teaching outrageous skills: drilling wood to make fire requires square dancing, and filtering water relies on singing folk songs. He can chat with poisonous snakes, discuss business with monkeys, and purify muddy water with his off-key singing. While others were struggling to survive, he was dancing and cooking rice wine, and his life was hot and ridiculous. While others are still worrying about starting fire, he has already opened a small shop with his parrot dancing in the square. From a shack to a farm, from living alone to gathering a crowd to cause trouble, the desert island will eventually be transformed into a paradise, and he will become a king even if he cannot dominate.