Since You Are Already a Demon, Why Bother Becoming an Immortal?

Ah Yi, a veterinarian who died of overwork, opened his eyes and became a deer demon in the demon world. The senior said: Little Ah Yi, practice hard and strive to overcome the tribulation as soon as possible and ascend to the immortal class! Ayi: Thank you for the invitation. Immortal 996, merit KPI, without freedom, no dog is worthy. The neighbor said: Ah Yi, if you don't work hard, you will be eaten by the black bear spirit next door! Ayi: Don't panic, I just cured his mother's rheumatism with penicillin, and now he is my little brother. While the entire demon world is struggling to overcome the calamity, Ayi is promoting the "Healthy Life of Demons": cleaning the ears of fox demons, sterilizing tiger kings, treating bird demons for feather mites... And by the way promoting "Lying Flat Learning". Gradually, there are fewer demons who want to ascend, and there are no more demons who want to become demons. The fairy world was dumbfounded: Where are our talents? KPI cannot be completed! The demon world is also confused: Why has no one fallen? Performance is dismal! The three realms were shaken, immortal officials came down to earth, and demon kings came in person. They all wanted to see who this troubled A Yi was. Faced with threats and inducements, Ah Yi yawned. "Don't try to persuade me, I just want to be a happy little demon." "What? Do you want me to ascend?" He silently opened a panel that no one could see, and it read [Tiandao BUG express train: one-click ascension (avoiding calamity/avoiding merit)]. "Okay, let's go up and have a chat."