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"Yes, I am the ancient Greek god in charge of time. I eat matcha ice cream to replenish the power of time. I have used up all my salary this month, but I will get my salary tomorrow. Then I will gain endless power of time by eating matcha ice cream and grant you eternal life." The clerk of the cheap and high-quality ice cream shop looked at Jiang Lan, who was talking nonsense in a serious manner, with black lines on his head. "I know it's hard to believe, but trust me, all you have to do now is serve me a matcha-flavored ice cream. I will definitely grant you eternal life." The clerk shook his head helplessly. "Sir, this is already the twelfth time you have come to our store for consumption in 2025. Every time you use the same excuse to buy a 0.1 Yuan ice cup and free ice cream. I will give you two free ice creams every time. This time I am determined not to give you matcha ice cream again. Please respect yourself." Jiang Lan left the shop dejectedly, and he said lonely. "Why doesn't anyone believe me when I tell the truth? I am really the successor of the god who controls time in ancient Greece, but I have lost my faith in modern civilization and can only revive my divine power through matcha ice cream. Why is no one willing to help?" However, Jiang Lan still secretly showed off the matcha ice cream and gave the clerk eternal life. This is what he promised and he will definitely do it. Jiang Lan showed off his matcha ice cream for ten years before he could do this. In the following years, whenever other apex multifunctional entities discussed thaumaturgic issues with him and asked him to show miracles in the time domain, Jiang Lan refused them forcefully.