My Spiritual Master Is Mr. Tony

Just a haircut, why did he become a Taoist priest inexplicably? My name is Li Jun, I am an ordinary student. Until that day, I walked into an old-fashioned hair salon called "Guo Ji" because of a bad luck. My teacher Tony, whose surname is Guo, usually charges RMB 30 and provides a one-stop service for haircuts and blowjobs. But I didn't expect that he would take on the private job of "catching ghosts, exorcising evil spirits, and breaking heads" at night, and his thunder skills were earth-shattering! So, my daily routine completely went astray: "Master, is the rune of this "Five Thunder Talisman" a bit similar to the tinfoil perm pattern I used last time?" "Master, with your "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Sect" technique, can you help me trim my eyebrows?" I thought this was a funny daily routine of urban immortality. Until that day, the leader of the Netherworld came to attack. My master, in order to protect me, turned into a shield of flesh and blood in front of my master, burning my essence. I fell half a step from the peak of a mountain tiger to the last moment of my life! Bite! Trigger the ultimate mission: Search for medicine in China! At that moment I realized that this was no joke. In order to save my best master in the world, I broke into the abyss of Miao territory and got acquainted with Maoshan Daozi and the Saint of Lushan; I entered the dangerous land of Leize and made a contract with the ancient mythical beast Lei Qilin; I fought against the heroes of the world, awakened the spirit of the sword in my hand, and transformed into a "Shadow Warrior"! The moment I came back with the magic medicine to help Master the King return, the entire Liuren Immortal Pavilion was shaken! In this life, I bear the fate of the Five Thunder Generals, but I am first and foremost a disciple of Guo Faqiang. "Who is that, the Satan of the West, right? I heard that you touched my master's people?" "I'm sorry, you blocked me from taking my master to attend the Taoist conference!"