My APP Users Are All Gods

My name is Li Xiu, an unemployed programmer. The APP I developed actually connects the [Three Realms]! Looking at the screen full of fairy users, I realized. [Monkey King]: "@, my grandson's homepage is too monotonous, can you add some BGM?" [Ding! You activate Green Diamond for "Monkey King" and get [Life-saving Hair] x1! [Unlock magical powers, blazing eyes, golden eyes, copper heads and iron arms! [Old Man under the Moon]: "@, little friend, my hand is almost cramping when holding the red thread. Can you develop a 'shake function'?" [Ding! You activate the shake function for "Old Man under the Moon" and get [God-given Right Destiny] x1! When [Red-clothed Resentment] appeared in my house, I calmly launched a "demon subduing" activity. "The first one to suppress the evil spirits in red will be awarded the unique title [VIP·Devil-Conquering Pioneer]!" In an instant, thunder and lightning flashed, Buddha's light shone everywhere, stick shadows were thick, and fire filled the sky. A huge golden eye slowly opened in the clouds! The woman in red was shivering: "I... Am I... Violating the rules of heaven?" I just want to say: "Everyone, please queue up to get a number first, thank you!"