My Beasts Are Too Self-Disciplined, So Their Master Just Wants to Lie Around

Wu Changsheng woke up from a nap to find the world had gone completely off the rails.

Beast taming for everyone? Awakening ceremonies? Had his predecessor really been the ultimate simp?

He glanced at the scruffy little rock turtle at his feet, mocked by everyone as a useless stepping stone, then at his so-called “sweet girlfriend,” who had changed her tune on the spot and thrown herself into the arms of a genius...

Wu Changsheng calmly yawned.

“Oh.”

Just then, a chime rang in his mind:

[God-Tier Breeding System activated!]

And that was when things started getting seriously weird...

While everyone else was scrambling to get an elite-grade beast, his “little rock turtle” had already stomped half a secret realm flat, and its shell was big enough to build a villa on.

While others scrimped and saved to buy feed, he casually used [Infinite Deduction] to raise an epic giant island turtle. It even gave him its attributes in return, making him stronger without lifting a finger.

While the whole school was fighting tooth and nail in the graduation exam, he pitched a tent on the turtle’s back and went back to sleep. When he woke up, he’d been admitted straight to the top school.

Then one day, he picked up a green snake willow that could jab water bottles on its own and stick its branches out the window to sunbathe. Wearing a blank expression, he began forming a contract with it:

“Don’t shake. It’s just a contract. It won’t hurt.”

This is the story of a conscience-free, extremely trouble-averse man who just wants to lie flat but is forced to defy the heavens, and his increasingly bizarre beast companions as they casually steamroll the world.

“I keep saying I just want to sleep in peace. Do you believe me?”