My Fairy Girlfriend

Police (recording, without looking up): "Name." Lin Feng (obediently): "Lin Feng." Policeman (raised his eyes): "Someone reported you. You made a lot of noise last night and seriously disturbed the people. Please explain." Lin Feng (with a serious look on his face, extremely sincere): "Reporting to the police officer, the situation is as follows... I was conducting a cross-species humanistic care rescue, which mainly involved... Stress testing of old facilities and rapid response to sudden high temperature events." Policeman (pen tip paused): "... Speak in human terms." Lin Feng (sighing): "To put it simply, I seem to have broken a lady's 'return to the city scroll'. By the way, maybe... I need to apply for a temporary ID card for her? The one from the demon world doesn't seem to work." Policeman (closing the book, expressionless): "Next question. Are you in a normal state of mind?"