Journey to the West: I'm Learning Scriptures from the West!

I had a dream and was transported into Journey to the West. Tang Sanzang became my apprentice's master. Sha Seng is the boy under my seat. Zhu Bajie is my pet pig. Chen Wukong is a doll I bought. Journey to the West was my own idea. Patriarch Bodhi is my Laodeng. Tathagata Buddha is my mortal enemy. Taishang Laojun is my good friend. The Golden Hoop Spell is a spell I made up at random. The girl I like is Xiao Bailong's sister. My girlfriend is the Queen Mother. When I woke up I realized this was not a dream.