Bureau of Unusual Objects

Don't touch the forbidden dossier - the words come alive and eat away at the sanity. Don't believe the mantra of "containment" - that's just the beginning of a doomsday plan. Welcome to the backside of reality. Here, behind every boring report, there may be an abyss swallowing concepts; every monotonous alarm may be a prelude to the collapse of the world. Please remember that our biggest enemy is not the numbered anomalies, but our blind faith in the word "normal." Now, take a deep breath. The world as you know it is over. Welcome to the Bureau of Unusual Objects.